Pear shape. Frustrated that waists are always too big for you? Or that shoulders are too? Maybe you always find sleeves too long...

 
Apple shape. Why do they always put such hard waistbands in skirts and trousers? And why does the fabric always hang off your bottom?

Melon lady. Strange how some small shoulder pads can suddenly shrink the bust... why is it that they always put the buttons on a blouse or jacket in the wrong place? Isn't it irritating when friends envy your bust and tell you to show it off more...?